Shirley MacLaine wants to make you cry.

Seriously. Bitch is in BOTH "Steel Magnolias" AND "Terms of Endearment", which every female knows are the two most tear-inducing films of all time. SO either she wants to make you cry, and hard, or she has some very serious mother/daughter issues. And also, how is it that she has aged SO much better than her brother?!? Warren Beatty is three years younger and his face kind of resembles a raisin.