Things of Note

1.I really don't understand why my reason for not applying to Ohio State or Purdue for doctoral programs was met with such mockery from my mother. Clearly someone has not dealt with Big Ten rivalries firsthand. They would surely revoke my Hoosier status immediately.*

2. I think we can safely say that it was my last, brilliant blog post that swung the Old Dominion. You're welcome, President-elect Obama.

3.On that same note, THANK GOD for CNN's magical hologram machine. Because lord knows we needed SOMETHING to get the nation to wake up and focus on the election.


*I BLEED CREAM AND CRIMSON, BABY