FACT:

On Friday I will be able to sing/screech the lines "WELL I'VE NEVER BEEN TO HEEEAVEEEEEEN/BUT I'VE BEEN TO OKLAHOOOOOMA" because it will be TRUE as I am going there to present research on "The Pick-up Artist" and Dr. Phil. Yes, I am taking papers about my two most loathed men in television to the southwest. Also, it should be noted that I am starting a doctoral program in the fall which will mean that I will essentially be doing things like this for a living. I don't totally understand my life, but it's an interesting one.