Why didn't anyone realize that John Mark Karr was a weirdo when he named his daughters Angel and Innocence and one of his sons SEVEN EXODUS? Honestly, SEVEN EXODUS??!?!??! You can't just put two random nouns together and say it's your baby's name. Because where do we draw the line? Four Genesis? Cheese Pencil? Piano Towel? We've already got Audio Science (see: Shannyn Sossamon).
I understand that naming your children weird things doesn't make you a pedophile, but it PROBABLY means you are a little bit weird (HELLO Fank Zappa was crazy, and now Moon Unit and Dweezil are paying for it; apparently likewise for Jason Lee and poor little...wait for it...PILOT INSPEKTOR LEE). Or it means that you hate your children.
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what is it what is it!?!?!? Is it my pride and/or dignity? You must tell me NOW!!
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