...of today's news that is! Although that word both describes my mental status and one of my favorite Tom Petty songs as well. But here are some stories I think you should check out, as well as some Headlines That Should Have Been...
-FACEBOOK ADDS NEW FEATURE, EVERYONE GOES CRAZY AND WON'T STOP THROWING AROUND THE WORD "STALKER" LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE
- STEEL MAGNOLIAS VS. THE GUY WHO STEALS ELECTIONS; SOUTHERN WOMEN GROWING TIRED OF BUSH A GOOD SEVEN YEARS AFTER THE REST OF US
-FIRST PICTURES OF JOHN TRAVOLTA IN DRAG FOR NEW "HAIRSPRAY" MOVIE LEAKED; JENN'S LONG-HELD OPINION THAT KENICKIE WAS THE HOTTEST T-BIRD AT RYDELL HIGH SOLIDIFIED
-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MAN IN THE WORLD
-PARIS HILTON ARRESTED FOR DUI, ALCOHOL FILLS VOID WHERE TALENT MIGHT OTHERWISE BE
-I HAVE NO CLUE IDEA WHY THIS IS A GOOD IDEA FOR A HOTEL
-WARREN BUFFETT ACTS LIKE A GRUMPY OLD MAN, SURPRISES NO ONE
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