Sunday, December 31, 2006

May your New Years Eve be a rockin' one

I just feel terrible about this. Since Bill O'Reilly and his Crusaders (I smell a delightful Motown group name!) told me that I wasn't allowed to say "Happy Holidays" (a term which I, a Jew, use merely to mean Christmas and New Years, not even including Channukah-to assume one celebrates my religious holiday seems a tad uncouth and, why, just a little fascist) and I didn't see so many of you in the time between Christmas and today, I barely got to wish any of you a happy new year! So here it is: Happy New Year!

Well that was a tad anticlimactic.

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