Fairly certain this will get you kicked out of any school, even the wizarding ones

So if you read any of the entertainment "blogs", as the kids say, then you've already seen the delightful promo pics from the new London play Equus, starring Daniel Radcliffe, aka Harry Potter (who appears NUDE onstage...yeah, you read that correctly). In case you haven't, I feel like it is my journalistic responsibility to bring them to you. Brace yourself. I'm serious.







You didn't brace yourself like I told you to, did you? And now you've probably fallen to the floor. Serves you right. Really, the nudity should be the focus, and yet I find myself drawn to the look of longing in his eyes. Is it for the horse? For the light source? For any kind of acting ability, ANY AT ALL? Who's to say. All I know is that this is quite possibly the greatest photograph in the history of the world, and I am so thankful that it has come into my life.



Also, Sienna?

Going outside without your pants is not "Bohemian". It's something that 95 year old men do once the dementia has sufficiently rotted their brains (although I don't think any of them would do it whilst wearing their grandmothers' support garments, but different strokes).