Hey, baby, can I buy you a Xanex?

Look, I totally know that my anxieties and neuroses are my own problem. But is this REALLY necessary? I was just starting to feel a little better because we're under 40 degrees in January FINALLY (also, why did I complain about that? I am very, very cold now) and now I have to hear about these idiots and their Clock 'O Fear and I CAN'T HANDLE LIFE.