Thoughts that I think

-If you had a nightclub and named it "Club Seals", would that be kind of funny and clever or tacky and mean-spirited? What if you opened it next to PETA's offices? Because if they were like "that is gross and cruel" you could just be like "no, I named my club in honor of the seals, it's not endorsing hitting them over the heads."

-Would you laugh out loud if you were driving and the car in front of you had all of these anti-choice bumper stickers and one of them said "some choices are WRONG" and it was obviously about abortion but it was next to a Bush/Cheney '04 bumper sticker and that is kind of hilarious? Because I did.

-I adore this goofy kid on "American Idol":

He's like 10 years old and is basically the Indian Michael Jackson (like Jackson 5 era Michael, not Creepy Time Michael). He kind of looks like a Muppet, and his sister totally tried to sabotage him last night by telling him to sing a horrifically boring Stevie Wonder song that no one knows/cares about. Fabulous.