Must be the season of the witch...

I've known about the Coulter debacle for days now, but I chose to ignore it because, much like lice need a live host, the she-beast needs publicity and attention to continue to insult our sensibilities with her fried-blond locks and cute 90's call-girl fashion choices. But now that she's going down in a fiery blaze of peroxide and hate-fueled glory, we can discuss it.

First of all, you have got to listen to the actual sound-bite to fully appreciate it. She just sounds so damn proud of herself for making a pop-culture reference (the Isaiah Washington/Grey's Anatomy thing), it's adorable. Never mind the fact that it's like months old and no one cares anymore. It's so cute to hear her try to talk about things that she thinks real humans are talking about. Oh, Ann. You're like a family pet who thinks it's a person. You're a dog. In more ways than one.

I guess my favorite part about this is that because Edwards is married and no one has really questioned his sexuality, she kind of inadvertently used "that word" in the "synonym for stupid" way. How very 5th grade of her. I think she meant it in the "not manly enough" way. You know, like how he doesn't drive drunk or shoot his old man friends in the face.

Speaking of my fave V.P. in all the land, it was revealed yesterday that they found a blood clot in Cheney's leg. They treated him at G.W. I'm shocked! Why not Walter Reed, Dick???