Wednesday, March 21, 2007

No matter how tough life gets...

...at least your hair looks better than Phil Spector's.

Now, I'm not a fan of Psycho McCrazyFro. He completely mangled Let it Be (so badly that after hearing Let It Be...Naked, which was the version released a few years ago and is the album the way that Paul intended it to be, I deleted the original from my computer, and my life. So...I really showed him. I think he's really feeling it in the old wallet), and then he went all O.J. on us and killed a woman. When I saw the picture on the left from the pre-trial hearings a few years back, my eyes could not communicate to my brain what I was seeing. And while I'm no stranger to the Power of the Frizz, I find this unacceptable. Because he actually woke up in the morning AND MADE HIS HAIR DO THAT. Um, also, please imagine what it looks like when it's down. Christ.
THEN he showed up the other day (pictured at right) with his hair cut like Peter Pan. While it's an improvement, he still looks like walking crazy.



Also, Neve Campbell? Valiant effort at trying to force us to pay attention to you.
I wonder what happened to her hairstylist. Perhaps he ran. He ran so far away. He couldn't get away.

2 comments:

Samantha Wolov said...

see, the sad thing is that the flock of seagulls haircuts actually looked marginally better than hers, just because they own their stupidity. hers looks....indecisive.

also, is it me, or does mcstabby look like he got a facelift?

jenn said...

TOTAL facelift, and like a chemical peel or something. Homeboy's terrifying!!