The WEEKLY TV Quizdown!

1. The worst thing that happened to Willows during that ONE day on CSI was:
a.) getting roofied
b.) possibly getting raped
c.) waking up in a hotel room by herself and having to do her own rape kit
d.) having someone drive their car into hers (hitting the driverseat door) on purpose, resulting in the deployment of air-bags and many injuries
e.) her daughter being kidnapped
f.) her father smacking her in the face
g.) in public
h.) really, really hard
i.) her father receiving nude pictures of her
j.) someone shooting her father right on the Strip
h.) her father bleeding to death in her arms

2. The most unintentionally funny part of the Brothers and Sisters premiere was:
a.) Tom Skerritt having a heart attack and tipping into the pool and DYING
b.) The fact that we're supposed to believe that Calista Flockhart is the younger sister of Rachel Griffiths, who is in actuality four years younger than Flockhart and looks it.
c.) The idea that we are supposed to find a main character who is both a cold, frigid, conservative radio personality AND Calista Flockhart likeable.
d.) Tom Skerritt having a heart attack and then TIPPING OVER INTO THE FREAKING POOL FROM A SITTING POSITION (I don't think you understand the comedy gold right there. He was SITTING DOWN and then just TIPPED RIGHT OVER).

3. True or False: The reason that Addison wore that hat on Grey's was because her Skipper costume was at the cleaners and going as Ginger to the make believe Halloween party in her head would be just way too obvious

4. Pick the exact moment when Nip/Tuck jumped the shark:
a.) when the dwarf nanny and the mom had an erotic BREAST-FEEDING moment!!!!
b.) when the nurse went home with the lady in the bar and woke up...WITHOUT A KIDNEY!!!!
c.) when they showed Melissa Gilbert's breast...AND IT WAS MISSING A NIPPLE BECAUSE IT GOT BITTEN OFF BY A DOG !!!!(you guys, I didn't even know that getting a nipple torn off was a big fear of mine, but apparently it really, really is)
d.) when we discovered that her nipple was bitten off BECAUSE SHE HAD SEX WITH HER DOG!!!!
e.) when her husband showed up in the exam room...AND THREW THE DEAD DOG THAT HE HAD KILLED ONTO THE BED!!!
f.) actually, it didn't jump the shark at all and why the hell didn't I start watching this show early because my God, it is glorious

5. Next week on Project Runway, Uli will design:
a.) a flowing, hippie dress with a crazy tie-dye print
b.) a flowing, hippie dress with a crazy Pucci-esque print
c.) a flowing, hippie dress with a crazy tie-dye print but, ha ha! It's short, which definitely makes it a cocktail dress, definitely.
d.) she won't design anything, and instead will explain to me what the HELL is up with Jeffrey's giant neck/lack of chin, because you guys it is CRAZY and NO ONE wants to talk about it!!!