Friday, October 20, 2006

Something to consider:

-Maybe don't wear the "ultra low-rise" jeans on the day that you have to do CPR training. It's hard to un-obstruct an airway when you're worrying about exposing your underwear to the entire room.

Also, if I am ever in the position to have to help a chocking infant? I will need to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown shortly after. No joke, I literally almost started crying just from practicing with the doll. I don't want to hit a baby in the back with the heel of my hand, ever.

On an unrelated note, I have no clue what those candy corn pumpkins are made of (nor do I care to find out), but they're pretty much my most favorite unidentified food item.

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