Thursday, February 08, 2007

Dear Teri Hatcher,



It really wasn't necessary for you to give me another reason to dislike you.

Kisses,
Jenn

PS:Actually, Bush 2 Makes Bush 1 look like Mother Theresa. I think he's actually getting the short end of the stick here. Here's a former President of the United States for the love of God, and he's hanging out with someone associated with Eva Longoria, and that's just not right.





And while we're on the subject of desperation, how much do we think Marcia Cross is ready to be done with this pregnancy?


How painful does that look? You can practically feel the skin stretching, people. If I were her I would carry that picture around with me always and when one of her twins acts up she can whip it out and say "Oh, REALLY? You're not going to do what I tell you, huh? YOU ALMOST RIPPED MY ABDOMEN OPEN ALIEN-STYLE! Now eat your green beans."



And while we're posting pictures of "celebrities"...


Mena Suvari, those are not bangs. It's like blonde Astroturf. You have a gigantic forehead. Big deal. Tyra Banks manages just fine. You don't need to put a big neon sign on your head that screams "OH HAY LOOK AT MY GIANT FOREHEAD", which is exactly what those bangs do.

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